<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:54:55.731-03:00</updated><title type='text'>random spasm</title><subtitle type='html'>"don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody." &lt;i&gt;Sallinger&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
 -SO FUCKING WHAT ?!&lt;br&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>403</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-114178878151454890</id><published>2006-03-08T00:31:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-03-08T00:33:01.526-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>...o papai noel dá uma carona para um menininho gordinho (papai noel é o billy bob thorton, com um cigarro na boca)...Kid: Why do you need a car? Santa: What the fuck are you talking about? Kid: This car. Santa: Which turn is it? Kid: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh? Santa: It's in the shop, getting repaired. Kid: Where are the reindeer? Santa: I stabled them. Is it left or right? Kid: That way</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/114178878151454890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/114178878151454890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114178878151454890' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-111825497408356421</id><published>2005-06-08T15:20:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2005-06-08T15:22:54.086-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Não fora exatamente aquilo que me sucedera ? Não havia vivido na embriaguês e na imundíce, na dissipação e na desordem, até que um novo impulso vital despertara em mim exatamente o contrário, a ânsia da pureza e a nostalgia da santidade ?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/111825497408356421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/111825497408356421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111825497408356421' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-111155374011617101</id><published>2005-03-23T01:50:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2005-03-23T01:55:40.116-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>E para a família mais doce que já tive notícia, o mais honesto abraço, o mais carinhoso beijo, e toda força que eu for capaz de dar.Ao veveco, um beijo na testa, e farei o meu melhor para cuidar das que ficam, com todo o amor que foi capaz de dar, toda a bondade que foi capaz de ensinar, e com toda a doçura que viveu e fez viver.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/111155374011617101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/111155374011617101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_archive.html#111155374011617101' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110444122923706093</id><published>2004-12-30T19:13:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-30T19:13:49.236-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>At first I was afraidI was petrifiedI kept thinkingI could never live without you by my sideBut then I spent so many nightsJust thinking how you'd done me wrongAnd I grew strongI learned how to get alongSo now you're backFrom outer spaceI just walked in to find you hereWithout the look upon your faceI should have changed my f-ing lockI would have made you leave your keyIf I'd have </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110444122923706093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110444122923706093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110444122923706093' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110408826797523765</id><published>2004-12-26T17:10:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-26T17:11:07.976-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"All those moments will be lost in time,like tears in the rain."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110408826797523765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110408826797523765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110408826797523765' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110382168558601455</id><published>2004-12-23T15:04:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-23T15:08:05.586-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE BRIDE                           I don't know...Because...I'm                           a...bad person.               He smiles at her duplicitly, and says with blood on his lips; BILLNo. You're not a bad person. You're a TERRIFIC person. You're MY  FAVORITE person. But every once in awhile...you can be a real cunt. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110382168558601455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110382168558601455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110382168558601455' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110243579153890996</id><published>2004-12-07T14:09:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-07T14:09:51.536-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>We suffer everyday, what is it forThese crimes of illusion, are fooling us allAnd now I am weary and I feel like I doIt's only you, who can tell me apartAnd it's only you, who can turn my wooden heartThe size of our fight, it's just a dreamWe've crushed everything I can see, in this morning selfishlyHow we've failed and I feel like I doIt's only you, who can tell me apartAnd it's only </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110243579153890996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110243579153890996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110243579153890996' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110236379192487331</id><published>2004-12-06T18:06:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-06T18:09:51.923-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"First of all, love is a joint experience between two persons – but the fact that it is a joint experience does not mean that it is a similar experience to the two people involved. There are the lover and the beloved, but these two come from different countries. Often the beloved is only a stimulus for all the stored-up love which has lain quiet whitin the lover for a long time hitherto. And </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110236379192487331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110236379192487331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110236379192487331' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110232919820423174</id><published>2004-12-06T08:31:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-06T08:33:18.203-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Now he's gone,I dont know why.And till this day,sometimes i cry.He didn't even say goodbye,he didnt take the time to lie.Bang Bang,He shot me downBang Bang,I hit the groundBang Bang,That awfull soundBang Bang,My baby shot me down.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110232919820423174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110232919820423174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110232919820423174' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110199622329430777</id><published>2004-12-02T13:02:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-12-02T12:03:43.296-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Forgive me for running off to find the one thing I have to do.Each night you can fall asleep assured that someday I’ll be coming home to you.These constant reminders in everything I see.The chance of a lifetime…what a great place to be.Oh Amy, don’t hate me, for running away from you.Oh Amy, don’t hate me. I’m still in love with you!I’m sorry I can’t be everything to you.Your place is at</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110199622329430777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110199622329430777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html#110199622329430777' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110177102946052751</id><published>2004-11-29T21:30:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-11-29T21:30:29.460-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>We wanted to find loveWe wanted successUntil nothing was enoughUntil my middle name was excessSomehow I lost touch When you went out of sightWhen you got lost into the cityGot lost into the nightI was in need of helpHeading to blackoutTill someone told me "run on in honeyBefore somebody blows your goddamn brains out"You shoplifted as a childI had a model's smileYou carried all my</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110177102946052751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110177102946052751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html#110177102946052751' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110099497233998445</id><published>2004-11-20T21:54:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-11-20T21:56:12.340-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>you knowI wanna tell you somethingI wanna tell you somethingYou know what?I don't give a damn about my reputationI DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!I don't give a damn about my reputationYou know what else?I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!(I don't give a damn about my </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110099497233998445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110099497233998445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html#110099497233998445' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-110018196448044586</id><published>2004-11-11T13:05:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-11-11T12:08:52.450-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.""Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.""Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110018196448044586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/110018196448044586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html#110018196448044586' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109980740256851333</id><published>2004-11-07T04:01:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-11-07T04:03:22.566-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"because life, is not a movie. everyone lies, good guys loose, and love, does not conquer all"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109980740256851333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109980740256851333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html#109980740256851333' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109980532419169681</id><published>2004-11-07T03:27:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-11-07T03:28:44.190-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sour times To pretend no one can find,The fallacies of morning rose,Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes,Courtesies that I despise in me Take a ride, take a shot now.‘Cause nobody loves me, It's true, Not like you do. Covered by the blind belief,That fantasies of sinful screens,Bear the facts, assume the dye,End the vows no need to lie, enjoy, Take a ride, take a shot now.‘Cause nobody </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109980532419169681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109980532419169681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html#109980532419169681' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109865096865441186</id><published>2004-10-24T17:48:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-10-24T17:49:28.653-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Better Off Dead"I'm sorry about the sun,how could I know that you'd burn?,and I'm sorry about the moon,how could I know that you'd disapproved,I'll never make the same mistake,the next time I create the universeI'll make sure we communicate at lengthbut until then . . . better off dead,a smile on the lips and a hole in the head,better off dead, yeah better than this,better off dead, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109865096865441186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109865096865441186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_10_01_archive.html#109865096865441186' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109778711997606803</id><published>2004-10-14T17:43:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-10-14T17:51:59.976-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Someday," i told Jan, "when they demonstrate that the world has four dimensions instead of just three, a man will be able to go for a walk and just disappear. No burial, no tears, no illusions, no heaven or hell. People will be sitting around and they'll say, 'What happened to George ?' And somebody will say, 'Well, i don't know. He said he was going out for a pack of cigarettes.' "</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109778711997606803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109778711997606803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_10_01_archive.html#109778711997606803' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109778655985026101</id><published>2004-10-14T17:40:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-10-14T17:42:39.850-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ChokeChoke choke prideStill I could only wait for you to decideTear it all apart you break my heartWhy don't you follow through follow throughAnd the day ends a so called friendYou´re drunk in bedHow could you with... Why would you...All of them no one owns youJust keep me hanging hereTell me you need me dearTell me you're sure I shouldn't fearLies Lies LiesChoke choke pleaseHave</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109778655985026101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109778655985026101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_10_01_archive.html#109778655985026101' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109335486811704440</id><published>2004-08-24T10:37:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-08-24T10:41:08.116-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>CICLANA says: (10:08:25 AM)   ?CICLANA says: (10:08:30 AM)   ???????????FULANO says: (10:09:29 AM)   pode deixar. trabalha aí. se der para encontrarmos na hora do almoço a gente conversa.FULANO says: (10:09:43 AM)   e não, não estou puto.FULANO says: (10:09:51 AM)   nem fazendo birra.CICLANA says: (10:10:06 AM)   pq vc estaria puto???CICLANA says: (10:10:12 AM)   não tem a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109335486811704440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109335486811704440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_archive.html#109335486811704440' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109292012870143397</id><published>2004-08-19T09:43:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-08-19T09:55:28.700-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Queridos compradores de Levis,Venho alertá-los sobre o uso do famoso modelo 501 confeccionado pela famosa marca de jeans. Embora a primeira vista pareça uma calça extremamente confortável, e ofereça a maior variedade de lavagens, dois pontos pertinentes podem tornar este modelo realmente irritante. Em primeiro lugar, a barguilha, de botões, pode trazer sérios problemas na hora de mijar. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109292012870143397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109292012870143397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_archive.html#109292012870143397' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-109291937363060220</id><published>2004-08-19T09:41:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-08-19T09:56:26.503-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Parabéns ao Lessa, que depois de anos aguardando ansioso por um ataque de sentinelas, teve o desprazer de conhecê-las - eufóricas e saltitantes povoando seu singelo anel.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109291937363060220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/109291937363060220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_archive.html#109291937363060220' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-108935352726402859</id><published>2004-07-09T03:11:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-07-09T03:12:07.263-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ao Lessa,com carinho,"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight the traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so ?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108935352726402859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108935352726402859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_archive.html#108935352726402859' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-108743466018198090</id><published>2004-06-16T22:09:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-06-16T22:11:00.180-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>meu presente de bloomsday ?uma banca aparentemente opressora, que misturava wittgenstein e clifford...e finalmente, um belo de um diploma na mao.done baby. i'm fucking done.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108743466018198090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108743466018198090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_archive.html#108743466018198090' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-108692233477582176</id><published>2004-06-10T23:51:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-06-10T23:52:14.776-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Banzai. Um dos melhores programas de tv de todos os tempos.thank the japs.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108692233477582176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108692233477582176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_archive.html#108692233477582176' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-108692228049761395</id><published>2004-06-10T23:50:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-06-10T23:51:20.496-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Awards are like hemorroids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one"Ps:.Agradeco a correcao anonima.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108692228049761395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108692228049761395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_archive.html#108692228049761395' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-108191799902723028</id><published>2004-04-14T01:46:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-04-14T01:51:13.186-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> " Solitude is the playfield of Satan "Nabokov " But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? "Twain"An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books."Butler"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. "ShakespeareO quão diabólico </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108191799902723028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108191799902723028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108191799902723028' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-108135381929406095</id><published>2004-04-07T13:03:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-04-07T13:08:22.733-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"- My name's Dante", said the guy behind the desk."- And my name is Fante", said the guy standing.I didn't say anything. I was fumbling in the dark. A chill ran up my back and right on through the ceiling."- Tony sent us", said the guy sitting"- Don't know a Tony. You gentleman have the right address ?""- Oh yeah", said the standing guy.Then Dante said "Burnt Butterfly ran out""- </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108135381929406095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/108135381929406095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108135381929406095' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107922390061214907</id><published>2004-03-13T21:25:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-03-13T21:28:09.216-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Tô precisando apanhar. Muito.Alguém ???</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107922390061214907'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107922390061214907'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107922390061214907' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107792154093582586</id><published>2004-02-27T19:39:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2004-02-27T19:41:49.403-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>MARLAYeah?JACKMarla, it's me. Have we ever done it?MARLADone what?JACKHave we ever had sex?MARLAWhat kind of stupid question is that?!JACKIs it stupid because the answer's "yes" or because the answer's "no"?MARLAIs this a trick?JACKNo, Marla, I need to know--MARLA--You mean, you want to know if we were just having sex or making love?JACKWe did make love.MARLAIs that</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107792154093582586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107792154093582586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107792154093582586' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107534523766506202</id><published>2004-01-29T01:00:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-01-29T14:39:22.200-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Também se fazem anjos no AlabamaFoi numa noite de sexta-feira com as ruas infestadas por aquela praga branca chamada neve, entre vislumbres de um verdadeiro inferno coberto por um manto espesso de sangue incolor. Na entrada do show de ex-"líderes" de bandas pseudo-indies (sebadoh e husker dü), uma senhorita loira e obesa descansa seu tecido adiposo numa escada de sete degraus enquanto fumava </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107534523766506202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107534523766506202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107534523766506202' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107362298360801872</id><published>2004-01-09T02:36:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-01-09T02:38:06.360-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Okafter you found your power animalyou canindeedslide. just double check itbefore you do anythingthat your so-called power animal is notand will not beat any time nor placea skinnysparrow</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107362298360801872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107362298360801872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107362298360801872' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107343799892154862</id><published>2004-01-06T23:13:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-01-06T23:14:59.153-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>( porque dessas coisas populares, eu só quero ditados )"Pra quem tá afogando meu amigo, jacaré é toco..."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107343799892154862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107343799892154862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107343799892154862' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107343778375755394</id><published>2004-01-06T23:09:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-01-06T23:11:24.030-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Na entrada do consulado brasileiro, um senhor cearense e um camarada com carinha de jiu-jita da baixada conversam. Eis que tento adentrar o recinto, mas o provável flamenguista e seus tantos quilos bloqueia completamente o caminho. Quando empurro o corpo do camarada, delicadamente, com as costas das mãos como que pedindo licença, ele vira seus olhos em minha direção, acena com a cabeça e diz:- </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107343778375755394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107343778375755394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107343778375755394' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-107326787268110455</id><published>2004-01-04T23:57:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2004-01-05T00:14:53.543-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>- mas você teria coragem de me comer com um amigo seu ao mesmo tempo ?- eu poderia escolher o amigo ?- sim. mas eu teria que aprovar. mas você treparia com ele também ?- não não. não confunda as coisas minina.- ah...por que não ?- primeiro porque não curto homem, segundo são três tomadas suas pra um plug meu e um dele. Não tem porque usar a tomada dele.- ah.- ...- pode ser seu </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107326787268110455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/107326787268110455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107326787268110455' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106977261984920471</id><published>2003-11-25T13:03:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-25T13:04:24.356-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You blow a fuseZing boomThe devil cuts looseZing boomWhat's the useWow bamOf falling in love</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106977261984920471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106977261984920471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106977261984920471' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106868641372498471</id><published>2003-11-12T23:20:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-12T23:20:40.576-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>d'accord...shake this thing up:TroubleIf you're looking for troubleYou came to the right placeIf you're looking for troubleJust look right in my faceI was born standing upAnd talking backMy daddy was a green-eyed mountain jackBecause I'm evil, my middle name is miseryWell I'm evil, so don't you mess around with meI've never looked for troubleBut I've never ranI don't take no </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106868641372498471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106868641372498471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106868641372498471' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106825239824739928</id><published>2003-11-07T22:46:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-07T22:46:58.293-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>to choices, no credits:It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.Where choice begins, Paradise ends, innocence ends, for what is Paradise but the absence of any need to choose this action? Every mind must make its choice between truth and repose. It cannot have both.Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.When making a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106825239824739928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106825239824739928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106825239824739928' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106825223894939323</id><published>2003-11-07T22:43:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-07T23:09:18.810-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>meu padrasto, me oferecendo um maki de salmão, arroz (e alga, claro) e limão:- come esse com limãozinho, é espetacular....- odeio, justamente, o limãozinho !- que isso ! é ótimo, pra quebrar o cheiro e o gosto forte !- e por que eu gostaria de quebrar o gosto e cheiro forte !?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106825223894939323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106825223894939323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106825223894939323' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106821802443875617</id><published>2003-11-07T13:13:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-07T13:22:09.403-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106821802443875617'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106821802443875617'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106821802443875617' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106788206147991225</id><published>2003-11-03T15:54:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-03T15:54:36.436-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.(S. Beckett)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106788206147991225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106788206147991225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106788206147991225' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106786989450832738</id><published>2003-11-03T12:31:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-11-03T12:31:48.780-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.(G.B. Shaw)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106786989450832738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106786989450832738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106786989450832738' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106755406386253874</id><published>2003-10-30T20:47:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-30T20:47:53.106-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>O mestre bukowski certa vez estava procurando emprego, e foi parar numa companhia de Taxi em L.A. Depois da dinâmica de grupo e o caralho, o examinador fez uma pergunta para todos os candidatos: - Qual é a única situação na qual se perde o controle do carro ?Todos os candidatos se olham.Buk responde que o único momento que isso acontece, naturalmente, é quando se espirra.E eu me </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106755406386253874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106755406386253874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106755406386253874' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106736069590765801</id><published>2003-10-28T15:04:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-28T15:05:02.810-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>- porra pedro, voce reparou que dos quatro caras que você bateu na semana passada, dois também chamavam pedro ???- claro !- alguma coisa contra pessoas que se chamam pedro ?- nada pessoal...- então, por que ???- there can be only one !</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106736069590765801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106736069590765801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106736069590765801' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106721925253271823</id><published>2003-10-26T23:47:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-26T23:47:36.716-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Stranger on Earth Some fools don't know what's right from wrong,But somehow those folks belong.Me, I travel all I'm worth,But I still remain a stranger on this earth.Some people gloom, other folks fly.Me, I got to struggle to keep alive.Ever since the day of my birth,I've been a stranger on earth.I try to be what all folks should,Forgetting the bad and doing good.But no matter how I</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106721925253271823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106721925253271823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106721925253271823' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106721916416761187</id><published>2003-10-26T23:46:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-26T23:46:08.373-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It had to be youIt had to be youI wandered around and finally foundsomebody whocould make me be true,could make me be blue,and even be glad just to be sad thinkin’ of you.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106721916416761187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106721916416761187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106721916416761187' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106721912174455393</id><published>2003-10-26T23:45:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-26T23:45:25.966-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>What Is This Thing Called Love I was a hum-drum personLeading a life apartWhen love flew in through my window wideAnd quickened my hum-drum heartLove flew in thorugh my windowI was so happy thenBut after love had stayed a little whileLove flew out againWhat is this thing called love?This funny thing called love?Just who can solve its mystery?Why should it make a fool of me?I saw </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106721912174455393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106721912174455393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106721912174455393' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106683743119801855</id><published>2003-10-22T13:43:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-22T13:44:02.536-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Notícias de NYCDe: k.Para: meyer@veloxmail.com.brAssunto : you drunken fucking frenchman  pedro.you probably do not remember me, but we talked when you stole my friends beer.K. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106683743119801855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106683743119801855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106683743119801855' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106674427819363411</id><published>2003-10-21T11:51:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-21T11:51:17.710-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PirâmideSe a teoria da Amway funcionasse, na prática, como a aids funciona, viveríamos em um mundo de milionários.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106674427819363411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106674427819363411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106674427819363411' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106667505492334618</id><published>2003-10-20T16:37:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-20T16:37:34.526-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well."(buk)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106667505492334618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106667505492334618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106667505492334618' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106667414907455361</id><published>2003-10-20T16:22:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2003-10-20T16:22:28.880-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>" 'to be, or not to be ?' - ere i decide,i should be glad to know that which is being; ´tis true we speculate both far and wide,and deem, because we see, we are all seeing:for my part, i'll enlist on neither side,until i see both sides for once agreeing,for me, i sometimes think that life is death,rather than life a mere affair of breath."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106667414907455361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106667414907455361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106667414907455361' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106624355535572170</id><published>2003-10-15T15:45:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-10-15T15:46:47.033-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Passagem pra NY: US$ 600Entrada no Bowery Ballroom: US$ 10Gin Tônica: US$ 5Acordar pelado no chão do banheiro no dia seguinte, sabendo que foi expulso de dois bares e que um mendigo pagou sua passagem de metro (sem lembrar maiores detalhes):Isso não tem preço</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106624355535572170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106624355535572170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106624355535572170' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106557994228880823</id><published>2003-10-07T23:25:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-10-07T23:25:42.130-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Bom queridos,estou na Big Apple. poderia falar que estou decidindo se volto pra terminar ou se fico pra comecar. Mas ja decidi. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106557994228880823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106557994228880823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106557994228880823' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106522079431306943</id><published>2003-10-03T19:39:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-10-03T19:39:53.936-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Je pense à toiPoupée jolieToi, tu n’sais pasJe dis merde à l’amour !</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106522079431306943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106522079431306943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106522079431306943' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106516691774843493</id><published>2003-10-03T04:41:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-10-03T04:41:57.336-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>e quando, bêbado,o 10 de dezembroparece se transformarno 1515 de outubro ???com reserva,e tudo mais ???heim ?!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106516691774843493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106516691774843493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106516691774843493' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106493213516653442</id><published>2003-09-30T11:28:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-30T11:28:56.026-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>(...)And back at the Wilshire, Pedro sits there dreaminghe's found a book on magic in a garbage canHe looks at the pictures and stares at the cracked ceiling"At the count of 3" he says, "I hope I can disappear"And fly fly away, from this dirty boulevardI want to fly, from dirty boulevardI want to fly, from dirty boulevardI want to fly-fly-fly-fly, from dirty boulevard(...)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106493213516653442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106493213516653442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106493213516653442' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106468615641246763</id><published>2003-09-27T15:09:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-27T15:09:16.473-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>em um biscoitinho da sorte,"Suas mãos devem estar mais ocupadas que sua língua."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106468615641246763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106468615641246763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106468615641246763' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106468609531207888</id><published>2003-09-27T15:08:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-27T15:08:15.380-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>- Mãe...em qual seção do Balcão eu posso anunciar a minha alma ?- Achados e perdidos...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106468609531207888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106468609531207888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106468609531207888' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106467962900793712</id><published>2003-09-27T13:20:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-27T13:20:29.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>como disse o Thales,"Fodam-se meus sentimentos... I'm a tough son of a bitch!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106467962900793712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106467962900793712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106467962900793712' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106447566087327583</id><published>2003-09-25T04:41:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-25T04:41:00.520-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>...alguém me faria o favor de abrir as portas ???"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."(Poe)"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."(Twain)"If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I."(Montaigne)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106447566087327583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106447566087327583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106447566087327583' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106427060967579589</id><published>2003-09-22T19:43:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-22T19:43:29.253-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>...preso, ainda, na biblioteca......sabe-se lá até quando..."Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They are prevented from seeing one another and they cannot write; nevertheless they find countless mysterious ways of corresponding, by sending each other the song of birds, the scent of flowers, the laughter of children, the light of the sun, the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106427060967579589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106427060967579589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106427060967579589' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106401391373172534</id><published>2003-09-19T20:25:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-19T20:25:13.560-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Os grandes olhos abrem-se ainda e se tornam úmidos, banhados de lágrimas próximas, enquanto a boca se entreabre mais... Corinto não pode se impedir de beijá-la nos lábios de polpa trêmula, entregues por ela, rosto perturbado, que se mexem com doçura como se bebessem mel." (Robbe-Grillet)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106401391373172534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106401391373172534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106401391373172534' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106394543233950835</id><published>2003-09-19T01:23:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-19T01:23:52.176-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Blessed By Your Own Ghosthe sits among the rest, buried in his seat. the clatter of the crowd is drowning out his speech. he turns to look at us, a mirror burned in deep. he wonders who you are, you wonder what he means. we are the matched and numbered ones. we have been placed in all their codes. you may be blessed by your own, you may be blessed by your own ghost. she makes the driver blush </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106394543233950835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106394543233950835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106394543233950835' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106394522311889783</id><published>2003-09-19T01:20:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-19T01:24:25.333-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>El presidentCame from the skiesBurst through the gatesWith no mercy or disguiseWith their hearts set out in flamesI know; I’ve seen the masterplan...Well I’m just a man(I am just a man)I’m not giving inAll the people understand’Cos they all fell down and prayedI know;I’ve seen the masterplan:(...)Came from the skies(Came from the skies)In all shades of greenWe can always justify</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106394522311889783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106394522311889783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106394522311889783' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106394517320061258</id><published>2003-09-19T01:19:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-19T01:19:33.086-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Every part of his day, divided by what he regarded now as the duties of his station in life, circled about its own centre of spiritual energy. His life seemed to have drawn near to eternity; every thought, word, and deed, every instance of consciousness could be made to revibrate radiantly in heaven; and at times his sense of such immediate repercussion was so lively that he seemed to feel his </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106394517320061258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106394517320061258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106394517320061258' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106364373465909660</id><published>2003-09-15T13:35:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-16T09:34:57.670-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>El fama considera al cronopio. Nunca hablará hasta no saber que sus palabras son las que convienen, temeroso de que las esperanzas siempre alertas no se deslicen en el aire, esos microbios relucientes, y por una palabra equivocada invadan el corazón bondadoso del cronopio. (Cortázar)A chave você já achou. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106364373465909660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106364373465909660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106364373465909660' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106338457587791569</id><published>2003-09-12T13:36:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-12T13:36:15.786-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Nature Boy There was a boy,a very small enchated boy.They say he wandered very far, very far,over land and sea.A little shy and sad of eye,but very wise was he.And then one day.One magic day he came my way.And as we spoke of many things,fools and kings,this he said to me.The greatest thing you'll ever learnis just to love and be loved in return.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106338457587791569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106338457587791569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106338457587791569' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106278027461107429</id><published>2003-09-05T13:44:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-05T13:44:34.516-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>- Parece que se eu tivesse uma alma ela a alcançaria com os olhos...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106278027461107429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106278027461107429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106278027461107429' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106272881081136397</id><published>2003-09-04T23:26:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-04T23:26:50.810-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"There's an old joke.  Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the	food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and 	such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life.  Full of loneliness and misery and suffering 	and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.  The-the other important joke for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106272881081136397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106272881081136397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106272881081136397' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106251634022540889</id><published>2003-09-02T12:25:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-09-02T12:26:35.096-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106251634022540889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106251634022540889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_09_01_archive.html#106251634022540889' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106127282121864707</id><published>2003-08-19T03:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-08-19T23:34:49.356-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Na falta de algo novo por esses lados, recomendo o irmão mudo. Sem bobagenzinha de minino mimado revoltadinho e chatices inerentes. Sem colocar a culpa nos outros por não conseguir conviver consigo mesmo. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106127282121864707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106127282121864707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_08_01_archive.html#106127282121864707' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106090745327246502</id><published>2003-08-14T21:30:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-08-14T21:36:09.653-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Brincadeirinha séria - Mas era uma pretinha bonitinha... - E você não animou ? - Não, num gosto de preta... - Que isso, deixa de ser preconceituoso !! - Preconceituoso não, higiênico... - QUE ISSO !!! Racista ! - Que seja.  - NAZISTA !!! - Nazista não... - NAZISTA SIM ! - Não ! Odeio nazista também...meu avô morreu num campo de concentração... - Executado ? - Não...caiu </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106090745327246502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106090745327246502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_08_01_archive.html#106090745327246502' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106078870129179548</id><published>2003-08-13T12:31:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-08-13T12:36:28.716-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sobre o último post:Eu ainda me incomodo e me delicio com esse tipo de situação, o suficiente para escrever essa merda sem final e sem nada.(Só pra não deixar isso morrer, assim como deixo tudo a minha volta)-“Oh, brother, when to leave !”- Dezembro, dezembro…</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106078870129179548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106078870129179548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_08_01_archive.html#106078870129179548' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-106078712983933188</id><published>2003-08-13T12:05:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-08-19T02:02:35.240-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>De volta a terra do nada. Do infernal e silencioso vazio das intrigas. Tranquilo e relaxado vou encontrar a minina do coração doce e dos cabelos de fogo. Seria a situação social número um desde a volta, uma vez que estava acompanhada pelos seus amiguinhos. E de amigos bastam os meus.E seus amiguinhos hippies humanitários e pseudo políticos são bem folgados. São três. Com cabelo ruim e </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106078712983933188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/106078712983933188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_08_01_archive.html#106078712983933188' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-105943694526663110</id><published>2003-07-28T21:02:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-07-28T21:10:40.450-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Na Piazza de La Republica, entre a segunda e a terceira hora da madrugada, bebado e perdido, me entregava a devaneios, "flanerizando" pela suposta cidade eterna.Próximo a esquina com a Via Nazionale, uma menina de uns vinte anos caminha em minha direção. Linda, faz-me perceber seu rebolado e seus olhos verdes entreabertos e seu olhar profundo surgindo pelas mechas lisas de sua franja espessa,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/105943694526663110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/105943694526663110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_07_01_archive.html#105943694526663110' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-105735135642273853</id><published>2003-07-04T17:42:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-07-04T17:47:57.150-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Adelf(o)-AngelicalSete horas da manhã e meu irmão sobe pra fazer a rotininha matinal – um copo de café na mão, um pão na outra. Vai para o terraço, toma o café e come o pão olhando o sol já nascido. Volta pra sala, senta no computador e lê jornais e checa e-mails. Foi nessa segunda parte que ele escutou um ronco gravíssimo e cavernoso vindo de algum lugar. Levantou da cadeira e caminhou em </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/105735135642273853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/105735135642273853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_07_01_archive.html#105735135642273853' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-105703342934019964</id><published>2003-07-01T01:23:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-07-01T01:23:49.303-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>às debutantes:beber porra achando que terá gosto de leite condensado é como comer cola branca achando que terá gosto de requeijão.boas mesmas são aquelas que, conhecendo, animam porra como se fosse leite condensado.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/105703342934019964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/105703342934019964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_07_01_archive.html#105703342934019964' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-95784041</id><published>2003-06-18T05:23:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-06-18T05:23:14.840-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A vantagem comparativa de contempto sobre elogio/consideração é absurda. São necessários (hiperbólicamente, claro) 1000 vezes mais elogios “contemporâneos” pra compensar uma criticazinha negativa recebida na infância. E, na maioria das vezes, nem compensa, só complementa.Talvez a questão do tempo faça diferença, mas mesmo assim.Vira-se um bolo de traumas e rejeições, devidamente justificadas </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95784041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95784041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_archive.html#95784041' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-95592383</id><published>2003-06-12T12:17:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-06-12T12:17:38.610-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>O Sacolão já apareceu por aqui algumas vezes. Um grande amigo, ele, o Sacolão. Trabalhou mais de 6 anos em Sacolões, de contagem ao centro da cidade. Isso o presenteou com requintes de tosquice, capacidade espetacular de espalhar disse-me-disses(provavelmente pelo convívio com senhoras fofoqueiras bairristas que fazem da ida ao sacolão um importantíssimo evento social),  uma força assustadora, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95592383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95592383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_archive.html#95592383' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-95511936</id><published>2003-06-10T13:36:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-06-10T13:36:51.223-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>JACTUM PARABOLAQuando se é um merda, nos envolvemos em situações merda. Às circunstâncias merda reage-se com “performances” merda e as interações merda efetivam o caráter de um merda. Vez ou outra consegue-se, com a devida jocosidade, ser menos merda em alguma conjunção específica. Contar aos outros esse relativo “sucesso”, efetiva sua posição de merda, ou de bosta, se for o caso. E não o </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95511936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95511936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_archive.html#95511936' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-95050751</id><published>2003-05-29T18:10:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-06-10T10:20:54.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Cuidado !Chuva de bigorna! Já fui acertado por meia dúzia, de antes de ontem até o presente momento. Não sei até agora se é só comigo, mas tenho certeza que não será.Afundam-se no asfalto enquanto meu carro passa, estouram tetos frágeis, rebentam cabeças mal resolvidas. Aos companheiros, recomendo distancia da minha pessoa, uma vez que o alvo principal (talvez só aparentemente, talvez por</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95050751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95050751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_05_01_archive.html#95050751' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-95040518</id><published>2003-05-29T13:47:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-05-29T13:47:52.160-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>TERTULIA FLACCIDUS AD BOVINUS ADORMENTARE"Mulheres são falsas, cheias de sortilégio..."Zangado, em Branca de Neve e os Sete Anões</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95040518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/95040518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_05_01_archive.html#95040518' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-94687774</id><published>2003-05-21T11:52:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-05-21T11:52:30.026-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/94687774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/94687774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_05_01_archive.html#94687774' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-94588783</id><published>2003-05-19T14:10:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-05-19T14:12:25.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Da Solteiridade(por que diferente das choses pas dit, post ruim pode ser o que não é escrito)Minha espirituosidade parece ser ligeiramente incompatível com a minha solteiridade. Potencialmente no que diz respeito a convívio social, ao contrário do que se refere ao “fazer cotidiano”. Não tem mais cotidiano.Mentira !Tem, mas com peças desconexas de um quebra-cabeça impossível de ser </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/94588783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/94588783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_05_01_archive.html#94588783' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-93510732</id><published>2003-04-30T01:15:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-04-30T01:35:24.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Direção, Reciprocidade ou Ritmo (falta dele)Lugares com alto fluxo de pessoas, relativamente esquisitas (de preferência), são uma excelente locação para algumas cervejas no final de uma terça-feira. Entre alguns , a Dumont, locadora 24 horas/tabacaria/casa de jogatina eletrônica/recém-mini-lanchonete, é um exemplo perfeito. Pseudo-hippies-artistinhas alugando filmes da série cult pra forjar </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/93510732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/93510732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_04_01_archive.html#93510732' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-92771388</id><published>2003-04-17T08:11:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-04-17T08:11:27.450-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>De verdade, eu juroCris é uma figura que trabalha como assistente internacional global do beltrano que é chefe do ciclano da organização interestatal do globo e das nações. Quase sempre trabalhando na mesma cidade tediosamente charmosa em que Rousseau nasceu e Borges estudou. Uma figura discreta, de gestos contidos, em um cargo importante. Nasceu menina, que a família tanto esperava menino, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/92771388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/92771388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_04_01_archive.html#92771388' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-92552927</id><published>2003-04-13T22:13:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-04-14T07:37:03.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>O Homem dos Seis Sobrenomes, ou Eu Queria ser o MAIS HUMILDE DO MUNDO, ou I'm a fucking voyeur and i don't know what the fuck i'm doing here...Sou acusado frequentemente de ser esnobe. Pelas pessoas que me conhecem pouquíssimo e, também, pelas que me conhecem muitíssimo. Acho que todo mundo tá cansado de saber que não existe "complexo de superioridade", mas sim um desdobramento claro de um de</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/92552927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/92552927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_04_01_archive.html#92552927' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-92127153</id><published>2003-04-07T01:23:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-04-07T01:23:23.310-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ele dissertava sobre a importância de aspirações no mínimo semelhantes quando se trata de relacionamentos:- pois é Pedro, é tipo ambidestria...tem que rolar um acordo entre as partes – mesmo que informal, ou até mesmo subconsciente...- qualé Mark, ambidesteridade e empatia com animais é coisa de RPG...- porra nenhuma sô... minha tia avó é ambidestra. Ela descobriu aos 17, batendo punheta </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/92127153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/92127153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_04_01_archive.html#92127153' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-91846652</id><published>2003-04-02T12:13:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-05-16T12:02:50.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Meu irmão é conhecido pela sua sovinice, principalmente entre as paredes da família. Todos sabem que ele, aos 19 anos de idade, tem uma quantia absurda de dinheiro guardado - muita raça de dinheiro entre o Brasil e a Suiça. Pois bem, meu pai pediu que levássemos uma garrafa da cachaça carérrima - ele mora nas gringas e queria servir para as visitas nobres e aristocráticas. Ao receber a notícia, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91846652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91846652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_04_01_archive.html#91846652' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-91694000</id><published>2003-03-31T04:15:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-04-02T12:44:39.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Se o mormonismo conseguir sobreviver sem sofrer modificações até chegar à terceira e quarta gerações, ele está destinado a tornar-se a maior potência que o mundo já conheceu"TolstoiEu morava em um minúsculo estúdio, numa cidade universitária entre a Suíça alemã e a francesa. Foi onde voltei a beber, depois de uns 3 anos sem uma gota de álcool honrar meu fígado. Onde melhor recalculei </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91694000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91694000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#91694000' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-91530760</id><published>2003-03-28T03:28:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-28T03:37:22.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Depressões povoam as cabecinhas da família. Pai e mãe principalmente. Rápida e profundamente. Com direito a prozac, valium, lexotan e xanax - entre outros. Acontece algumas vezes, quando os ventos resolvem. Mas como acredito que é relativamente normal, vamos às outras. Três gerações, três amostras masculinas mesclando lado materno e paterno e sem priorizar psukh em detrimento do phusikós.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91530760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91530760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#91530760' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-91321303</id><published>2003-03-25T00:25:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-25T00:25:22.170-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Soldados da Coalizão Anglo-estadunidense mortos, feridos e psicológicamente afetados na Guerra do Iraquecausa-mortisEngasgados ao ingerir quantidades enormes de areia ao tentarem tornar as rações menos desagradáveisPisoteados por cáfilas de camelos refugiados descontroladosTraumatismo craniano causado por escorregões e consequentes batidas de cabeça nas precárias instalações balneárias do</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91321303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91321303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#91321303' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-91263944</id><published>2003-03-24T03:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-24T03:04:14.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Era só uma assistência de fotografia nos dois primeiros turnos da última sexta-feira. No entanto, o fato da modelo ser a mesma moça sensação que protagonizou a propaganda na qual se banha de antartica tornava as fotos "especiais", em certos aspectos.Entre maquiadores, produtoras, assistentes e outros staff, quatro homens atuavam de alguma forma para a conclusão do serviço: O dono da empresa </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91263944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91263944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#91263944' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-91105848</id><published>2003-03-21T02:11:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-21T02:16:16.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sabe quando você tem uma idéia e, no dia seguinte, lê uma reportagem no jornal sobre um asiático lá na terra dele quem teve uma idéia parecidíssima com a sua ? pois é, o trecho abaixo (retirado daqui) não só prova isso, como levanta a possibilidade que a decisão de tirar (ou mesmo não colocar) comentários não se legitima por princípios e blá-blá-blá - mas por nada mais que uma aspiração "statal</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91105848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/91105848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#91105848' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-90910695</id><published>2003-03-18T04:54:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-18T04:54:45.280-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Interação com um ex-punk, atual pró-hizbollah:  - e aí pedro, o que que você vai fazer agora ?  - tomar uma coca-cola...  - e patrocinar a guerra americana ???  - quanto mais clara a oportunidade de financiar derramamento de sangue, melhor !  - que isso cara, você é muito nilista...  - eu ???  - é...  - pô, valeu...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90910695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90910695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#90910695' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-90909879</id><published>2003-03-18T04:29:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-18T04:51:21.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>  Crescendum Leksikós  A pureza das crianças era admirável. Mas é cada vez menos. Ainda é clara, mas constantemente temperada com relances de maldade abraçada, e não natural. O curioso que me traz a esboçar estas linhas mesmo que em profundo estado de preguiça, é o descobrimento de palavras por estas e a consequente utilização delas (mesmo que só tentativas). O vocabulário infanto vai crescendo</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90909879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90909879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#90909879' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-90691771</id><published>2003-03-14T02:10:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-17T00:54:51.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ao meu ver, temos quatro necessidades básicas: Alimentar(1), expelir fezes(2), dormir(3) e trepar(4). Todas são interessantíssimas e verdadeiramente prazerosas. Consideremos um tempo médio para cada uma delas:(1) = 30 min. (cada refeição)(2.1) = 15 min. (cagada)(2.2) = 0.5 min. (mijada)(3) = 8 hr. = 480 min.(4) = 1 hr. = 60 min.Se somarmos esse tempo médio utilizado para 3 refeições, uma </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90691771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90691771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#90691771' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-90502997</id><published>2003-03-11T02:02:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-11T02:13:13.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS AND ENJOY THE THIRD WORLD OF FUN ! INa porta de um bar na Serra, o Sr. Malaco se aproxima com a mão direita estendida, segurando uma carteira de identidade e três passos mais tarde me entregando o documento.  Não hesitei, peguei a representação burocrática do então Valdir Renato Maurício da Silva e olhei para seu rosto magro e negro como que aguardando instruções ou </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90502997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90502997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#90502997' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-90376983</id><published>2003-03-08T21:44:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-03-08T21:49:27.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Lou IssueQue música é uma potencial caixinha de memórias já sabemos. Alguns acordes podem facilmente te levar de volta a lugares nos quais já esteve, te trazer cheiros e gostos e até pesadelos. Principalmente pesadelos. Meu problema com Velvet e Lou é (ou era) esse. O mais filho da puta de todos padrastos que tive era alucinado com nosso querido Mr. Reed. - padrasto, me empresta o Coney</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90376983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/90376983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_archive.html#90376983' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-89840779</id><published>2003-02-27T12:13:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-02-27T12:18:39.000-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>O querido Rumsfeld, como enviado especial do "We did not -- repeat -- did not trade weapons or anything else for hostages -- nor will we" e o homem da bigôda de ouro. Em dezembro de 1983.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/89840779'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/89840779'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_02_01_archive.html#89840779' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3604096.post-89753488</id><published>2003-02-26T00:39:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2003-02-26T00:39:31.263-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> O sol das cinco horas ainda esboçava arranhões na minha moleira. Subia a passos apertados e pesados o caminho que me levaria ao carro e pra fora daquele inferno acadêmico. Perdido dentro da minha pasta, eu procurava o passaporte - chaves e cartãozinho do estacionamento. Estava concentradíssimo na tarefa, misturando a técnica feminina do tatear com movimentos rudes e bruscos dignos de qualquer </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/89753488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3604096/posts/default/89753488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomspasm.blogspot.com/2003_02_01_archive.html#89753488' title=''/><author><name>Pedro Meyer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
